Weekend again, dang, it's a little bit boring don't you think. There's nothing else but Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and it repeats again until the day you die. Well, no, perhaps time in heaven and hell also goes by these days. (=_=)" Wish there's other days like;

Funday - Everyone must go out to have fun on this very day, you can do anything as long as it is fun and enjoying. (make 15 days a week)

Holiday
- This occasion must come in 5 days. This would also be the time where family must spend quality time together somewhere out from home, in an island designated by the government (compulsory attendance for everyone). No worries, all accommodations and food are provided by the tax payers. ;)

Sexday
- This is the day everyone shares the holiness of sex, privately of course.(too much of Da Vincci's) All partners are required to cum at least 5 times on this very day. (LOL) This day does not only brings your relationship closer, but helps you cut off 3 days of 15 minutes workout. ;)

Citizenday
- On this very day, selected citizen gathers at the House of Citizen to voice out opinions. Of course, every minister will be there to answer your questions. If they can't provide answers to your questions, you can always slap him in his face.And of course there are the usuals of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday only meant for work and labour. Saturday and Sunday would be dedicated for community services such as 'gotong-royong' and 'Green Fingers Day'. ;) So nice.

Oh well, I guess that's not gonna work for all of us. So I wish all of you, sigh, a great weekend AGAIN, and have loads of rest and please spend time with your loved ones. Don't go shopping and waste money on unnecessary stuff. ;) Have fun!

As usual, I would always post a song from the 80's, but today I would like to dedicate the new song on my side bar to Jason Phoon, he is leaving for Melbourne soon to further his studies (lucky bastard, LOL). So yea, hope you'll have a great time there and yes I know you're tagging along your Humpty Dumpty, LOL. Have a safe journey, and most of all, have all the fun you want there!! ;) Please mind the lyric, this is the best bye-bye song I can think of, actually it suits you better to put on your blog, hahahaha, a bye-bye song to your bloggerholic friends. Never mind, I tumpang you my blog, ;) for free!



I'm ... I'm ...

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

I'm ...

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing

Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way

Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say ...

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

And I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

But I'm leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
(Leaving) On a jet plane


6 comments:

Jason Phoon said...

by the way, I'm studying in Brisbane , and visiting melbourne. I really should clarify that on my blog.

Thanks for the well wishes and jealousy ! I really appreciate it. And I was just thinking about this song !

You know what, I'll post the thing tomorrow on my blog. as soon as i figure out how to put MP3 there.

Again, Thanks !

Calvin's Wife said...

:) You are welcome, a good wish for a friend is always free.

X said...

How about "Bum's Day", a day where every one is suppose to bum around and do nothing, than again if you are already a bum, it doesn't make any difference huh ?

The roll of tomb stone is sort of my trophies..hehhe( I am sick huh ?) I tried killing, maids to guest to repairman to nannies :D...you name it. Currently trying to figure out how to kill the gardener.

what is Woo Hoo? I don't know ...I am so innocent .. 0:)


hahaha

zewt said...

wonder how many calories that sexday will help us burn...

Endoh Taiki said...

All partners are required to cum at least 5 times on this very day.


ROFLMAO!!! The world will be a very very noisy place to be on that day!

Calvin's Wife said...

X, LOL Bum's Day... do some bumming with each other hahahaha, hmmmm LOL. You are indeed a sinful player, well, I did killed mine too, LOL. It is fun to see ghosts roaming around my house.. hehehe... Woo Hoo you don't know? haha, yea yea....

Zewt, LOL I don't know then. I didn't count.

Endoh, LOL oh yeaaahhh... its the day where we worship sex, LOL...