Today's post will be a little different. This is something I don't normally share on my blog. Hehehe, kinda paiseh stuff but I like the pics, some of them are nice. Check out the notes for each picture, apparently my step-dad says they are true. Each district has their own weird weird laws. LOL, have fun reading it.

Oh by the way, if you're below 18, I'm sorry but you had to get your ass out off here, ;). Hehehe, just some rules to share. Have to do some procedure lah, after your mama scold me. Don't say I didn't say it's 18sx stuff ya.... ;) Enjoy!













25 comments:

Cazzy said...

WTF?! In London it's illegal to fuck on a parked motorcycle but it's not when it's on the move??

Isn't that more dangerous?

The 'molesting vegetation' cracked me up.

And how can you possibly just have ONE sexual position?

Tsk tsk tsk. I'll break all the laws if I were in all the states mentioned accept in Newcastle.

Calvin's Wife said...

Cazzy, Hahahaha I know, that's why I said I just had to share these info with all of you. LOL, kinda stoopid eh? And yep, I laughed hard on the molesting vegetation thingy too HAHAHA, it was just too stoopid... LOL

zewt said...

i tot i log on to a porn site or something... wait... will come back again.

Cazzy said...

Apa ni? All the horny pics distracted me. 'Except' I pergi taruk 'accept' pulak.

Aih.

Calvin's Wife said...

Zewt, LOL, ah??? Will come back and do what?

Cazzy, LOL... its okay.. hehehe

Julie said...

you just left me speechless evie. hahaha. how ridiculous. hahaha.

Jason Phoon said...

hello !

my first time visiting this blog since i'm in australia and i see this ? LOL

referring to the last picture, I think it's impossible to keep a hard on in the freezer :(

Cedric said...

I am over 18 ady!!!!!!!! I can see I can see!!! Fuuuulamak!!! Evelyn, I salute you to the max!!! This post is incredible!!! Wahahahahahaha.... Nice nice nice

Cavin said...

aiseh..wanna have sex oso so many regulations to follow.

Calvin's Wife said...

Julie, hey girl, ;) it is indeed ridiculous, I wonder if Malaysia has any rules, LOL...

Jason, howdy mate! How's Aussie, mate?! LOL, mate... bet you're enjoying yourself there ;). LOL on the last pic, how would you know, maybe it preserves the hardness?? kih kih kih...

Cedric, heya ;). I just had to share these pics, I cannot be selfish and save all the laughs for mysef, can I? LOL....

Cavin, kih kih kih, so I guess you have to be proud to be a Malaysian then, no horrible rules? LOL

guaisaujai said...

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Super LAME rules leh....

I specially like the "illegal to molest vegetation"..

Speecless for that...

zewt said...

come back here to look at the pics properly la... cos when i first saw it... i was in office mah.

oh... now taht i've read... i think i have read them all before.

Kenny Ng said...

Ha? Making love also got rules? Luckily I never broke any rules before... hahaha.

Calv said...

walao~~~ I'm in office ah!!!! hmm but then again hor... i've not tried most of it...sigh shows how 'outdated' i am....need more experience!

Huei said...

hahahahha cannot engage in sexual activities with no lights on! hehehhe

Calvin's Wife said...

guaisaujai, hello there, ;) yes I think that's the best pic and caption, LOL...

Zewt, hahaha, okie dokie.... yea, I got this from an email too. ;)

Kenny, hello, you sure you never broke any og these laws?? Ngehehehe

Calv, hehehe you wrong timing again hiaa... you drought season over liao mei?

Huei, kih kih kih, do you or do you not jek? LOL

Calv said...

draught season still on....haih...

Calvin's Wife said...

Calv, (=_=)" aiseh... now got haze problem + your drought season I tell you you're gonna be = sick Calv soon...

Russ said...

I think they should make it a Global Law against molesting vegetation! hehehe
Thanks for dropping by my blog. :)

Calvin's Wife said...

Hello Russ, ;) you really think so? LOL

Calv said...

i memang fever ady today.... =.=

Calvin's Wife said...

LOL, see? You had to listen to your doctor's advices... LOL..hope you get well aight?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Woah!!!Woah!!!Got so many regulation/law wan. I think I will be in jail as I do all those shown in the pic except the bike ( bike not big enought), vege ( all vege eaten by gf so how to use ), feeze (feeze too small) & the beating ( I never beat a lady with belt, beat with 'bro' got lah ).Have a nice day. Pls do post up more 'nice' pic!

Calvin's Wife said...

Horny, LOL, i agree on the freezer, too small and maybe your prick also wont stand hard.. LOL. I'll try to find more juicy pics... ;)

Simple American said...

I volunteer to enforce these laws. Will need a good video camera I think. Can be bribed for peeks.

Oh crap. Cannot sit down now. Byeeeeee!!!!