Today I'll leave you with a new song of Rihanna's, the umbrella song *gah*. I want to irritate all of you today hahahah so let's get irritated with it for today okay? And while shaking your booty to this song, have a fun read below, and sing along with me to the famous chorus...

"you can stand under my underwear, you can stand under my underwear,
wella wella weh weh weh"
"under my underwear, wella wella weh weh weh"
"under my underwear, wella wella weh weh weh"
"under my underwear, wella wella weh weh weh weh weh weh"

I tell you I will slap the person who is using this irritating song as his/her ringtone, (=_=)" So you better stay away from me if you are using it on your phone....

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Once upon a time in Singapore there lived a happy couple, Mr & Mrs Ng with their three lovely triplet daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper fashion and when they reached 20, their parents thought it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable " leng chais" (handsome guys).

They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As "concerned" (more like "kay-poh") parents, Mr & Mrs Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs Ng told them......" Your father and I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you were satisfied. Write a letter to us, but so as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences".

So, the excited daughters were off.

A week passed. Mr & Mrs Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine.

They opened the letter and found the word "STANDARD CHARTERED". They immediately took the newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered advertisement. "Ah! here it is!", exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was.... "BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY". Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the newspaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. "Ah! here it is. "NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP". Again, Mr & Mrs Ng beamed with joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. And another. There was still no letter from Ella. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "SINGAPORE AIRLINES".

Why Singapore Airlines? Mr.Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically. "Ah! Here it is!" Mrs.Ng grabbed the page and read aloud.

Before she could finish. THUMP!!!... She fell off her chair. The motto was... "7 DAYS A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP.""


11 comments:

Jason Phoon said...

wahhhh the second joke demmm lammmeee ...

I thought the parents should be happy for the third one ... hrmm ..

couchwerkz said...

wow.....

you sure you will slap anyone who uses this ringtone??

havent been slapped in a long time babe...........(quickly rushes to download the ringtone..!!!)

k, i'm ready now....slap me pleeaasseeee........

ouch!.......

ET said...

Just reminds me of another blog... the underwear dropped from the pole and landed on head. Wahahaha!

X said...

wuakakakka....

just curious, what letter did you send your parents after your honeymoon ...:P


kekekkekeke....

Cazzy said...

AHa. I've heard something familiar to this.

I don't really like the UM-ber-ella song. Quite bodoh la. Dunno why the orang putih like this song.

Um-ber-ellah! Ehh! eh! eh! Eh!

Bodoh betul.

Jason said...

haha... this song is sooooo irritating! but it sure has done a good job getting into ppl's head.

Huei said...

now my brain is like a scratched CD..."wella wella eh eh eh wella ...." >.<

hahahahhahaha singapore airlines!

Calvin's Wife said...

Jason Phoon, of course gua.. but will drain out of her lor.. ngehehe

Couchwerkz, (=_=)" slap on the face u know, not the arse... LOL still want ah? LOL

ET, hah... OMG thats bad luck...

X, Ngahahaha, hmmm, I should go look into the newspapers first.. LOL

Cazzy, I know, damn irritating eh this song... LOL I just find it stoopid and funny

Jason, I guess it did... *sigh*

Huei, Hahahahaha... gotta erase it now, gonna be too much of it and you'll get irritated then... :P

Simple American said...

Singapore Airlines reminds me of Korea...

0_o

Nice joke. *runs away*

Calvin's Wife said...

........ why Korea?? you mean the war? or the women there.. LOL ;)

Simple American said...

The women. kekeke *blush*