James was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. He noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked the old man,
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied,
"Yeah, got drunk once had sex with a peacock, I was just wondering if you were my son"

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Cazzy said...


And the piggy is really cute!

iwan c.m.n. said...


All this time I don't realize that sometimes when I found crow's shits on my car, those crows were trying to talk to me like that old man talked to the young boy.

"I am not your freaking child!"

Thats what I'm gonna shout next time if I found crow's shits again.. huh!

Calvin's Wife said...

LOL, silly uncle eh, I wonder what happened to the peacock, ngahahha... pig cute eh? LOL I still remember the basic FLash :P.

Iwan CMN:
HAHAHAHAHA, maybe they think you smell too good and wants you to smell as pungently as them with their shit... LOL

Jason Phoon said...

did you know that only male peacocks are very colorful ?

in taht case , the uncle did a male peacock, and couldn't have gotten it pregnant.

Sorry, no points for logic here.

yes, I'm being an arse because of my food poisoning .. arghh

Calvin's Wife said...

Jason Phoon:
Kih kih kih, well, cant blame the uncl if he doesnt know how to differentiate a male and a female peacock when he is already f*ucking the peacock, ngahahahha...

Aiseh, your tummy still not yet cure kah???

ET said...

Peacock... LOL! Ok this is a really good one.

kennethwong said...

hahaha.. and hving sex with a peacock is something!

I'm sick. flu and bad throat. sob

X said...

Padan Muka the young guy, wukakakaka...looking forward for more saturday lame jokes...:P

Russ said...

Does that kid with the colourful hair actually exist?? Oh shit, my secret is out!

Huei said...

i really thought it was real story until i saw the end! hehehehehe

Calvin's Wife said...

LOL< yea it is stoopid eh? :P

Kenneth Wong:
Yea a peacock, can you imagine that?? Hahahha, have you seen a doctor yet then?

LOL, yes, wild kids (ahbengs)...

Russ & Huei:
LOL... :P

Simple American said...


Maybe I can use you joke to make my son get his haircut.

Calvin's Wife said...

Simple American:
LOL, well, go ahead and try and see what he has to say, LOL..