A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar note, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the ibrary of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Now who says blondes are stupid!!


11 comments:

X said...

I think the lawyer is a blonde too...:P hahahahahaha

Yay! I got in first :P


Enjoy your weekend :P

Cazzy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Fuhney.

KennetH said...

lawyer search with http://www.msn.com?

should change to http://www.google.com~

Jason said...

hahaha.. i think i've heard this joke somewhere before... but still manages to crack me up! Have a nice weekend! =)

voch said...

Hahaa...good one ;) farneyy!

zewt said...

for once... the blonde aint that blonde eh?

Huei said...

hehehe nice joke!!

Calvin's Wife said...

X:
Hahaha, hmmm could be...

Cazzy:
LOL, the way you laugh lagi fuhneyy.. :P

KennetH:
Hehehe, maybeee..... :P

Jason:
Yea it was from a forwarded email ahahha.. :P

Voch:
;) I am sure it is!

Zewt:
LOL, yea... maybe she wasn't a real blonde... LOL

Huei:
;) It is.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

This blond sure clever wan! But I can't try it on mas passangers as no blond, always happen to sit next to old aunty & too poor to try! Have a nice day!

Simple American said...

Thats priceless. Love to see a lawyer get razzed. kekeke

Calvin's Wife said...

Horny AngMoh:
LOL, I guess so, and expect no further with Air Asia too.. LOL...

Simple American:
Oh yeah! Lawyers are kinda arrogant peeps. Once in a while, we should get them back eh?