Hello people, I will be doing an early Saturday post as I will not be around tomorrow. I apologize for not being able to spend more time to go blog hopping and do more updates (my younger sister's here in da house). I will be going to Kelantan or Terengganu at tomorrow's dawn, I'm quite blur on the destination actually, LOL, for a 2 days 1 night stay somewhere larh. Quite a 'hectic' trip eh? ;) Better than none, anyways...
Below are some excellent poems by not so famous poets found on toilet doors and walls. A budding poet trying his best I guess... Enjoy your weekend folks ;). Hope to be back with keropok lekors and nice pics ;).
Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote
You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls...
Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please! You aim too please!
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.