Hello people, I will be doing an early Saturday post as I will not be around tomorrow. I apologize for not being able to spend more time to go blog hopping and do more updates (my younger sister's here in da house). I will be going to Kelantan or Terengganu at tomorrow's dawn, I'm quite blur on the destination actually, LOL, for a 2 days 1 night stay somewhere larh. Quite a 'hectic' trip eh? ;) Better than none, anyways...

Below are some excellent poems by not so famous poets found on toilet doors and walls. A budding poet trying his best I guess... Enjoy your weekend folks ;). Hope to be back with keropok lekors and nice pics ;).



Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to shit But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote
You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.
I came here To shit and stink, But all I do Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose... Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls , And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please! You aim too please!

On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally, this should teach some a lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.



9 comments:

X said...

Go Cherating, got nude beach....:D

eat nasi dagang ya ...:P

Jason Phoon said...

I like the last one :

"The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly."

You know , I nearly posted a blog entry called "Wisdom from the toilet walls" yesterday. It would have been cool to simultaneously blog about toilets though ...

Cazzy said...

Have fun Evie Beavie!


Come back with lotsa keropok lekor!

I'm so jealous!

Nux V said...

i like the toilet grafiti picture..very artistic...
Hav fun!

Russ said...

So fast Saturday ah?? WooOOoooww...

Ps; Remember, when u have to toilet paper or water handy, never use ur finger or try rubbing ur arse all over the floor. Its actually not very hygenic.

:P

jAmEs said...

Mind sharing why u going there for leng lui?

Remember to snap more picts back for us to view...

Princess Eileen said...

I miss nasi bryani under the tree in Kemaman town... Enjoy gal! Wait for your updates when ya back!

Calvin's Wife said...

X:
:( no I didnt go there wor...

Jason Phoon:
Hehehehe... now hold on...whats it there to blog bout on toilets?? :P

Cazzy:
:D Thanks And I did come back with lekors hahah... ;)

Nux V:
;) Got it from the internet :P

Russ:
Ewwww, I have never thought of that!! Have you done it before? You sound so pro. LOL

JAmes:
Errr, go there to have fun kua? :P

Princess EIleen:
Oooo Nasi Bryani... :P Yes madam!

guaisaujai said...

Life is so stress and I wish to get a rest now....

Good to hear that u traveling :)