Condom Size Tester
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms."What size?" asks the clerk? "Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"


The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"


A Shave and a Shine
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."


Wukakakka.... Sorry peeps, I think sexual jokes are always the most appealing ones wukakakka, so always be ready to expect sexual jokes from me on every Saturday wukakakka.. also, the best one is this, X likes being in a hospital (=_=)" so that he can be treated as a king WUKAKAKAKKA.. tsk tsk tsk...





9 comments:

dw said...

i like it when the father said "i mean her legs" lol!!!!

Jason Phoon said...

there is something wrong with X I tell you .. haha

x said...

eh? don't everyone likes to be treated as king....

oohh you printscreen..i can see someone really sweating liao

wukaakakakakakkkaa....

x said...

ooohh..forget to say got big boob missy

3POINT8 said...

-_-"
Printscreen....perhaps the most useful button in a normal keyboard!

Princess Eileen said...

Haha... pink, X and Evie printscreen when chat in conference.... oh my, haha, better be careful with my words. Wukakaka..... Sex jokes most appealing.. cant agree less. Haha

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Wah! like this every sat must poke into site at home as office comp have baned ur site!
Just grabs can know size arr?? He! He!
Have a nice day

pinksterz said...

x memang mengada giler!

haha yes princcie we love to printscreen interesting chats. i got lotsa of urs too so beware! be scared, be very scared! xD

Calvin's Wife said...

dw:
wukakakakak.... tat is so silly rtie? LOL

JP:
WUkakakak ive alrady known it earlier LOL

X:
wukakakak no, i dont LOL....

3.8:
dont fret, i didnt FYI wukakaka

Eileen:
Wukakakka no i dont do on urs so dont worry ;)

Horny:
LOL so sorry for the inconvenience LOL

Pink:
Wukakakakka jahat la you LOL