The Two Sweethearts

There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both v*irgins and enjoyed losing their v*irginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So what she did was this:
She took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed.

So what he did next was awesome:
He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.



S*ex Education

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their peni*ses?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.

"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"



N*ude Beach

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with b*oobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

10 comments:

pinksterz said...

BLOG AUNTIE EVIE LUCAH!!!!

YERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

x said...

evie is turning pink on ....wukakakakakakakakka

pinksterz said...

x:

STOOOPID!

x said...

pssstttt she baca buku lucah semalam sehingga tak boleh bangun pigi class

yay!!!!!

3POINT8 said...

Wwoooo...
Boobies and dumb ppl....
OOOoooOOOOoooOOOooOOOooo

pinksterz said...

i was reading harry potter fiction written by random people. hmph.

i know la you dig cheap porn mag x. me not like u.

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

what the....

JenKin Yat said...

hahahaha..damn funny..

Yatz

khengsiong said...

Wondering why the guy in the 1st joke didn't post the photo to the Internet...

pendekarwanitabermatapanda said...

Evie I am stalking all of you @__@

Too much free time.
Need a full time work. @___@


Btw, those are hilarious, hahaha...

PS: ack need to login to my account to post this, shyuut